Anyone know what there are? They just appeared in the yard.
This is a test.
This is a test.
I'm 'avin dinner wit' a famous explorer, I am! The last time i been this 'appy is when they stopped beatin' us at the orphanage! O 'appy day!
Look what I found! It's tarpaper!
Guess where I found it?
a) on the roof
b) on the wall
c) buried in the ground
If you guessed C, you win the "WTF, Cat Lady? Challenge!"
I was planting some irises today (because they're purple. and purple is awesome), and when I got to the little flowerbed outside the door to the office, I dug up big sheets of black paper instead of dirt.
The only reason I can think of why someone would be planting tar paper would be if they were trying to keep weeds from growing. Of course, you know what else planting tar paper keeps from growing?
EVERYTHING.
*sigh*
WTF, Cat Lady?
It's a chocolate Valentine bass, because You're a Keeper!
That means you weigh enough to-- wait. I mean you're big enough that the authorities will let me-- um... I'd like to mount you and keep you as a trophy? This is coming out all wrong.. Gut you and eat you with lemon sauce? Where are you going?
Also demonstrated: the look you will get when you present your soon-to-be-ex-sweetie with a fish made from chocolate.
As much as I love my crusty ol' El Jay, yes, I made a shiny new Vox account. Still working out a lot of the features, but there's a lot here to like in case LJ bites the dust.
My fallout shelter is http://kar3ning.vox.com. Find me! I would miss reading all of your strange/awesome/inspirational/infuriating musings over my Cheerios every morning.
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